I have some good news and I have some bad news.

The good news is, you can go on ebay and read the tomfoolery I've written about Howdy Doody; you can buy the official DoubleShot Howdy Doody; and it comes with a half-pound of fresh-roasted DoubleShot Coffee.

The bad news is, we're about to part with Howdy Doody.

Go look at our ebay listing.