It ain't hap'nin today. Another ice wash blew across our town and covered everything in a slippery sheet. I knew it was looking bad this morning when I had to grab onto my car as I slid down the driveway, to keep from going on by.
I'm here, roasting. But the store will be SHUT today, and maybe tomorrow. I can hear the phone ringing already. And I know that people will risk life and limb for a cup of DoubleShot Coffee. But today, stay in. There's another round of storms on the horizon.
I told you to buy coffee beans to use at home.

Hey, I just saw a guy drive by with his window down, smoking a cigarrette out the window. Freeze his @$$ off and damage his lungs, but he doesn't want the inside of his car to smell like smoke.
Cool.
See you soon.